Being privy to this sort of info might make the whole no-sex thing almost worth it
2008 November 19
“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.”
“Tell me, my son, what have you to confess?”
“I have lusted in my heart toward a variety of women other than my wife, and I have coveted my neighbor’s belongings.”
“I see. Well. Do three Hail Marys and two Our Fathers.”
“Um, Father, there’s one more thing.”
