Chuck Norris Is So Tough, He Punched Texas Right Out of the Union
Chuck Norris is calling for revolution. Like, seriously calling for revolution. And apparently, it happens today.
Now while this is hardly the first time someone has mooted secession, it is the first time such a glorious Internet troupe has. I do wonder what kind of right wing groups he’s talking about. Does he really want to side with those scary little militias all across the U.S?
I admit, it would be entertaining to see him attack the White House at dawn. Just Chuck, a couple of neo-Nazis stupid enough to show up, and maybe Mike Huckabee. Those two always did get along. Of course it’s at this point that Teddy Roosevelt will be set free from his Secret Underground Suspended Animation Chamber to personally beat Chuck into so much bean paste.
So bring it on, Chuck. We are ready!
